Dear my Israeli donor friends,

I have some ideas.  Don’t tell ANYONE what I’m about to propose.

Donate $10 million to my campaign and the US will strike Iranian nuclear sites with missiles by February 2013. Of course that’s if I’m elected President.

Donate $40 million to my campaign and the US will invade Iran with boots on the ground by February 2013.  Of course that’s if I’m elected President.

Donate $70 million to my campaign and the US will nuke Iran by February 2013.  Of course that’s if I’m elected President

So what will it be, gentlemen?

Sincerely,

Mitt Romney