Creativity

Graph that puts the ‘threat’ of terrorism in perspective

Source: yourannonnews.tumblr.com

WE SHOULD THEREFORE…

Declare war on Heart Disease

Attack McDonald’s and then all fast food chains

Declare war on Cancer

Attack Marlboro and then all cigarette companies

Declare war on Air Safety

Attack Boeing

Declare war on Automobiles

Attack Ford, Mercedes, and Honda so to make sure we are fighting around the world

Declare war on Falling

Attack our parents for teaching us how to walk (balance ourselves)

Declare war on Drowning

Attack companies that make floaties and boats

Declare war on Vomitting

Attack alcohol companies

Declare war on Police

Attack their stations, obviously

Declare war on Power

Attack lamps, energy sockets, radios near showers

Declare war on Mother Nature

Attack wherever she is located

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